Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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