So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I will pee on everything he values.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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