that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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