I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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