How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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