So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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