One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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