even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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