This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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