worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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