She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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