belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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