just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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