You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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