I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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