Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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