Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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