you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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