eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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