This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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