Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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