were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I want a musical about memes.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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