Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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