She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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