How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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