i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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