I faked an abortion last night.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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