i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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