Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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