Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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