handjob tips. give me some.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Come see our sink grown plant.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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