All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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