I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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