can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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