I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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