one might say we're banned from that church
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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