I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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