and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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