Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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