let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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