none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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