Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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