Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
the day after is always just damage control
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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