Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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