And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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