I wanna passion pit in your ass
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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