you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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