I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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