He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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