Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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