I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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