dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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