she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You pole danced in your parka.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My ass is underappreciated
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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