Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you guys were way drunker than both of me
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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