My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Two words: blizzard sex
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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