if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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